Dunce Hats...

BBP have released Dunce Hats by Crawley Downs - via Oxford via East London - paisley patterned resident, ELLIOT FRESH.

This eight track EP comprises four vocal tracks alongside their respective instrumentals and features jazzy, boom bap production from Mexico's own HARRY CAINE, Liverpool's finest RACK MODE and Manchester's baldest, FISH.

Download your copy por nada HERE now.

You're Really In Trouble...

taken from 'Parlay' by EDELWEISS PIRATES which is essentially a showcase of Oxford talent featuring ELLIOT FRESH, LEGOMAN, EVOLUCIAN, OL-E MAC, PINNY PIFF, TERAO HEDGES, VERBAL ASSASSIN, BENOFFICIAL and RHYMESKEEMS dropping bars over some, laid-back, headnodding beats laced by SAM ZIRCON, RACKMODE, ANODE and FREDO plus a guest vocal appearance from Notts Bomber, CAPPO
available to download for free from ILLGOTIT RECORDS

Everyone's A Critic...

SIGHER just sent me a link to the ever-good FLEAMARKET FUNK website where DJ PRESTIGE has the first and, to my knowledge, only review of FOREVER LESS. You can read the whole review HERE



"If you like UK rap, good beats, and great samples, you will love this record...This collection of beats and remixes is exactly what you need on a Friday night driving around in your Rover, looking for the next spot to hit with your mates...let’s see if he’s got forever more in his bag, because that’s what I want: more of Fish’s beats." - DJ Prestige

Make your own mind up and download FOREVER LESS for FREE HERE

thanks to the bloggers and radio shows that have been showing the album love...

Remixed Now....

Nobody's favourite bald-headed, chain-smoking, beat-making, drunken blogger and general nuisance, FISH has remixed some music from ELLIOT FRESH's solo debut album NOW.... which you can download por nada from the fine chaps at ILLGOTIT Records HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE

Forever Less...

get yourself a selection of badly mixed LO-FI rap by my mum's favourite producer, dj, graff artist and all round bald-headed, chain-smoking, drunken wasteman and Michael Stipe impersonator, FISH.
FOREVER LESS features verses from CAPPO, DOCTOR ZOOTS, ELLIOT FRESH and TABLEEK out of MASPYKE and there's a few instrumentals to bulk things up a bit.
Well worth a quid and/or a couple of Superking.

Get yours for free HERE HERE HERE


Can I stop writing about myself in the third person now?

Grand Emporium E.P...

KISTA is about to bless the world with his second vinyl release on SOUNDWEIGHT RECORDS entitled THE GRAND EMPORIUM E.P. which features TABLEEK, CAPPO, ELLIOT FRESH and STAN ILLA displaying their respective lyrical skills over KISTA's crunchy drums, bouncing basslines and...aah fuck it, I am utterly shite at writing music reviews and I can't be at all objective about this - did I mention my remix of LIVEWIRE FEEDBACK is the last track on side two?  - but,  YOU WILL LOVE THIS RECORD so I suggest that you give the soundcloud sampler  a listen and then get yours HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE or be sad, lonely and friendless forever...it's your choice.



I should probably say something about the all new SOUNDWEIGHT / HEAVY GOODS t-shirts designed by the ball of misery, stress and lyrics that is DOCTOR ZOOTS....

...erm, mine's a medium.

Cheers then.