Showing posts with label PAINTWASTERS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label PAINTWASTERS. Show all posts

Friday, 21 February 2014

Predictable Wak Shit...


I've been a bit slack with the whole hindernet blogging fuckery recently and nowhere is this neglect more obvious than on the annoying ginger stepchild that is the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE where I... Look, I don't have time for this shit, just assume that the following couple of paragraphs were going to be utterly hilarious and peppered with gramatical errors, then go and peep the relative uptodateness RIGHT HERE FOR FLIP'S SAKE

Saturday, 22 June 2013

Posting Words Sporadically...


The recent lack of posts is due to many factors that I'm sure both of the regular readers of this piss poor and frankly laughable excuse for a blog are only too aware of by now (drunkeness, work, moving house, sunshine, rain, apathy etc.) but I'm confident that the next ANTIMIX will more than make up for my inherent laziness and we can all kiss, make up and be friends again.
In the meantime, you should go and look at some of the pretty pictures on the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE and console yourself with the fact that it gets updated even less regularly than this hotchpotch of hindernet thievery and nepotism...


Friday, 5 April 2013

Painting Wooden Stuff...



the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE has been updated with more spray-bottle scrawlings by people who should know betterer.
CLICK HERE if you've nowt better to do...

Sunday, 4 November 2012

Potentially Wak Situation...



Due to the invention of alcohol and it's adverse effects on certain people of the no-haired persuasion, the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE has been offline for a few months now and whilst I'm sure most of you have missed it as much as a cancerous mole on your sack, I am happy to announce that it is back and looking much the same as before but with almost 90% LESS actual content... BARGAIN!!!

IT'S HERE

Friday, 10 August 2012

Still No Fun at Twenty-One...



inbetween instigating mad hindernet beef and bitching about how things used to be better in the good old days, I have somehow found the time to steal a few more photos off of other people's FLICKR accounts and add them to the ever-expanding archive over at THE PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE
word to yer mam...



Friday, 27 July 2012

Painting With Snails...



Finally finished 70 days of work yesterday for the Olympic Torch Relay (essentially a two and a half month rolling advert for a bank, a fizzy drinks maker and a manufacturer of electrical goods...) and have spent today washing dirty clothes, smoking cigs, drinking tea, sweating like a blind poof in a hot dog factory, opening threatening letters off the bank and generally trying to piece my mashed head back together.
Anyway, now I'm back home with unlimited hindernet access and that, I shall be making more regular updates (stealing bits off other people's blogs that I go to for, ahem, "inspiration") for ANTISOCIAL and the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE, which is great news for the two people, who aren't me or your mum, that actually give a flying fuck about such things.

Normal service has resumed, stay tuned...


CHECK THE UPDATED PAINTWASTERS BLOG THINGY HERE, FOOL

Tuesday, 17 January 2012

Updated...


I started updating the PAINTWASTERS WEBSHITE this evening but decided that I have better things to do with my limited time on earth and so I am going to try to not crack one off whilst watching whatever painfully shit, badly acted, unfunny, pseudo-artistic dross-with-tits E4 have decided they can pass off as entertaining television.
I'm then going to invent a cure to all known illness which will be FREE to anyone who needs it, after which I intend to procure a time machine and go back to the day of release for all the albums and 7"s I have ever wanted but could never afford, followed by a quick game of Twister with Ursula Andress (a la Dr No), a polite word with Margaret Thatcher's father ("for the love of god and the good of this green and pleasant land,  do the decent thing and get a bloody vasectomy man...") and then...  and then...   and then...    and then....

Monday, 24 October 2011

Up To Date And Fresher Than Colgate...


^^Yeah, I got lyrics. I should be writing rhymes and getting paid like Live Aid instead of scratching my arse, drinking tea and trying to find interesting things to steal and claim credit for repost on the hindernet. Anyway, while you're reeling from my incredible verbal skill (which, let's face it, I've most likely bitten from a mid 90's DITC track anyway), why don't you check out the recently updated PAINTWASTERS blog thingy which is another of those things that keeps me and international rap stardom at arms length. Bah.

Friday, 7 October 2011

Updated...


The PAINTWASTERS blog ting has been back online for a bit (thanks Carlo!!) and has some updated legal graffings HERE

Friday, 5 August 2011

Permanently Wasted Squirrels...

The PAINTWASTERS site is temporarily offline (...Carlo!!!!) so here's some recent flicks to appease the six people who aren't me that actually bother looking at it...

(clickedy click to make big )